A Receipe for Anger

 

Ingredients:
1 pound of ignorance
1 pound of passion
Red food dye
½ cup of misunderstanding
10 teaspoons of tears
3 cups of sore throat
Yelling
Silent screams
Sprinkles of pain
1 million cups of hurt

Start with a pound of ignorance
And a pound of passion
Mix them together till you can’t tell them apart
Add food dye to the mixture
And stir till the red covers every last piece
Add a half cup of misunderstanding
And ten teaspoons of tears
Make sure to stir it in with the rest
Then chop up enough of a sore throat to fill 3 cups
Pour in yelling till your satisfied
And some silent screams to help ease any bitterness
Sprinkle in some pain
And one million cups of hurt
Then cook in the oven at the highest temperature allowed
And watch as your anger begins to bubble over